Peter Pan! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread… You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. Cheers Mate..
I am distracted with silk ropes, rock crushing, just generally being a biatch to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day is a magical flight from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I run out of alcohol. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. but this damned rock is heavy.
I absolutely, positively promise I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. What? Seriously?.